New Age Retro Hippie's Stats
| HP: | 87 |
| PP: | 0 |
| Offense: | 19 |
| Defense: | 14 |
| Speed: | 5 |
| Guts: | 10 |
| Exp: | 160 |
| Money: | $23 |
| Type: | Normal |
| Starts With: | Normal |
| Where it appears: | Twoson |
New Age Retro Hippie's Resistances
| PSI Fire: | 75% effective |
| PSI Freeze: | 75% effective |
| PSI Flash: | 50% effective |
| Paralysis: | 50% effective |
| Brainshock: | 10% effective |
| Sleep: | 50% effective |
| Mirror: | 50% effective |
Additional New Age Retro Hippie Attributes
| SMAAAASH! Probability | 5% |
| Run away probability (add 10 after each turn) | (Highest speed among Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo, subtracted by 15)% |
| Instant win occurs if weakest character's offense is greater than | 101 |
| Probability that attack will miss | 6.25% |
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