(Don’t) Contact Me

Part I. Spelling

If your you’re trying to contact me, please choose the correct spellings of the words. If you haven’t spelled your you’re words correctly, your you’re email won’t go through. If their they’re there spelled correctly, you will definately definitly definitely definatly be able to email me. It’s Its nice to get email’s emails from people who spell their they’re there words correctly, but if their they’re there are a bunch of misspellings, it’s its to too frustrating to read, so I won’t bother. But I will read your’s yours if things are spelled correctly.

Part II. Style

Please choose the correct sentences.

1. UR cool. I like u.
   You’re cool. I like you.
2. Ha ha! That’s funny!
   LOL! That’s funny!
   
3. F∗∗∗ you.
   I don’t agree with your views.
4. this is what i think
   This is what I think.
   
5. My name is Joe Smith.
   My name is joe smith.
   
6. tHiS iS AwESoMe
   This is awesome.
   

Part III. Your Message

If you think you have filled out this form correctly, type your message below and click the "send" button. If you filled everything out correctly, your message will go through to me. If you made a mistake, it will not go through. The page will not alert you if you have made a mistake.

Your email address:
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Subject:

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